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HolyCrap boosted

Danny Boling ☮️

Oh no! It's here!! 😟 Everyone brace yourselves! 🫣

#LOL #Funny #Christmas #NewYearsEve #Festive #Cheese #Santa #Holidays #IAmDB

Two stick figures drawn in black on a white diagram.

Over the one on the left is written "1st - 26th Dec." The figure is wearing a red Santa hat and has a big curvy smile. Underneath it says "Festive."

The figure on the right has "27th Dec - 31st Dec" written over the figure, which has only a straight line for a mouth, is hatless, and holding a wedge of yellow-ish cheese in its right, uh, "hand." Underneath it says "Confused. Full of cheese. Unsure of the day of the week." — Two stick figures drawn in black on a white diagram. Over the one on the left is written "1st - 26th Dec." The figure is wearing a red Santa hat and has a big curvy smile. Underneath it says "Festive." The figure on the right has "27th Dec - 31st Dec" written over the figure, which has only a straight line for a mouth, is hatless, and holding a wedge of yellow-ish cheese in its right, uh, "hand." Underneath it says "Confused. Full of cheese. Unsure of the day of the week."

Danny Boling ☮️

@IAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social · 7 hours ago

Oh no! It's here!! 😟 Everyone brace yourselves! 🫣

#LOL #Funny #Christmas #NewYearsEve #Festive #Cheese #Santa #Holidays #IAmDB

Morsus Apri R.I.P. Natenom🕯️🖤 boosted

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 3 days ago

The presents were very different that year. #grickledoodle #thething #johncarpenter #horror #holidays #santa #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of Santa with a flamethrower standing at the doorway of the Toy Shop looking at an alien creature absorbing all the horrified elves and reindeer (ala The Thing.) Caption reads "The Thing in Santa's Toy Shop."

Morsus Apri R.I.P. Natenom🕯️🖤 boosted

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 2 days ago

"Not a creature was stirring..." #grickledoodle #christmaseve #holidays #santa #horror #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a vampiric Santa and Rudolph sneaking up on a sleeping person in their bed.

zhenech and 2 others boosted

DJM (freelance for hire)

@cybeardjm@masto.ai · 2 years ago

Know the difference...

Source: unknown

#Santa #Satan #Santana

A drawing in black and red, showing
1 Santa (with gifts)
2 Satan (with a pitchfork)
3 Santana (with his guitar) — A drawing in black and red, showing 1 Santa (with gifts) 2 Satan (with a pitchfork) 3 Santana (with his guitar)

Metin Seven 🎨

@metin@graphics.social · 2 days ago

🧵 Holiday greetings artwork, 5/x

My one-man company name used to be Seven's Heaven. This is my sci-fi themed 2013 Xmas card.

#xmas #christmas #santa #space #SciFi #earth #CharacterDesign #design #artwork #sculpture #3DArt #3DModeling #3DArtist #illustration #illustrator #fun #picture #digital #style #art #artist #arts #arte #designer #GraphicDesign #3D #3DRendering #CGI #B3D #blender #DigitalArt #OriginalArt #ArtLovers #MastoArt #FediArt #MastodonArt #CreativeToots #ArtistsOnMastodon

3D artwork of a spaceship interior with floating Xmas tree balls, and a view on Earth.

ieji.de boosted

twelvebarblues

@Twelvebarblues@ieji.de · 2 days ago

Two good boys waiting for #Santa

#dogs #pets #dog #dogsofmastodon #christmas #christmasday #fedidogs #fedipets

Two gold/brown dogs are sleeping close to each other on a light coloured carpet. Both are wearing their new bright red Christmas knitted jumpers, which are each adorned with a central Rudolph motif and dotted with a few snowflakes.

twelvebarblues

@Twelvebarblues@ieji.de · 2 days ago

Two good boys waiting for #Santa

#dogs #pets #dog #dogsofmastodon #christmas #christmasday #fedidogs #fedipets

Grickle

@grickle@mstdn.social · 2 days ago

"Not a creature was stirring..." #grickledoodle #christmaseve #holidays #santa #horror #vampire #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Robyn boosted

Andreas Freise

@gwoptics@mastodon.nl · 2 days ago

Some views are just weird.

#photography #santa

Several Santa Claus figures seem to lie on a the side of an apartment building covered with numerous satellite dishes. The photo has been rotated by 90 degrees.

Andreas Freise

@gwoptics@mastodon.nl · 2 days ago

Some views are just weird.

#photography #santa

ieji.de boosted

Timo Grün

@khoji@ieji.de · 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the real Santa is actually one of those geezers on a Gold Wing.
#motorcycles #bikers #santa #goldwing

Timo Grün

@khoji@ieji.de · 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure the real Santa is actually one of those geezers on a Gold Wing.
#motorcycles #bikers #santa #goldwing

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta

Meme with a photo of four large intimidating dogs looking expectantly at the fireplace. Meme text reads, "Waiting for Santa. Hope he's braver than the FedEx guy."

🦄MurX🦄 and 3 others boosted

Natasha Jay 🇪🇺

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt · last year

A seasonal, but eye-wateringly bad Venn diagram

#santa #merrychristmas #pirates

A Venn diagram in three circles of

Gangster Rappers - YO HO
Pirates - YO HO HO
Santa - HO HO HO — A Venn diagram in three circles of Gangster Rappers - YO HO Pirates - YO HO HO Santa - HO HO HO