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The Whore of Blahbylon

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 3 weeks ago

What's really crazy is this assumes I have both the time and the attention span to read for hours on end.

#reading #literature #books #bookstodon #memes #humour

Have you ever realized how surreal
reading a book actually is? You stare
at marked slices of tree for hours
hallucinating vividly — Have you ever realized how surreal reading a book actually is? You stare at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 16 hours ago

A meme about passing slow drivers. The text describes the internal struggle of trying not to look at the driver, followed by a picture of Kermit the Frog driving a car and looking sideways with a strained expression.

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Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 17 hours ago

A meme titled "me having a very specific problem no one else has*". It compares "Google, ChatGPT" (represented by Patrick Star and SpongeBob looking confused) to "[deleted user] on reddit 12 years ago" (represented by a serious-looking Cristiano Ronaldo in a suit).

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 17 hours ago

A meme titled "me having a very specific problem no one else has*". It compares "Google, ChatGPT" (represented by Patrick Star and SpongeBob looking confused) to "[deleted user] on reddit 12 years ago" (represented by a serious-looking Cristiano Ronaldo in a suit).

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@FlachwitzFabrik@troet.cafe · 2 days ago

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · yesterday

A digital painting of a massive, hooded Grim Reaper-like figure towering over a small person standing on a cliff. The large figure is labeled "Kids who learned English from watching movies, playing games," and the small person is labeled "English teacher."

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@FlachwitzFabrik@troet.cafe · 2 days ago

@MartinaBrandl@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

Heute 20:15 Uhr SWR: #dasjüngstegerücht Am 8.3. ist Landtagswahl in BW und ich wähle grün, damit es keine schwarze Zukunft hagelt.
#ricardalang und #cemözdemir sind integre Menschen und ich zeige mich gern mit ihnen. Und ich habe zum ersten Mal einen Duschvorhang auf der Bühne getragen. #landtagswahlBW #gruene #show #humour #comedy #kabarett @cem_oezdemir

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Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 4 days ago

A meme showing a black cat sitting next to nine lemons on a red patterned mat. Above the image, text reads: "My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat."

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Caroli 💚 :verified_coffee:

@Cageme28@troet.cafe · 3 days ago

Moin! ☕️☕️☕️😊🛌
Mich hat gestern ein Nickerchen angegriffen und es hat gewonnen. Aber, was sollte man bei dem Wetter auch machen?

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun #humor #humour #fotografie #photography #photo #quote #myphoto #fruhling #flowers #spring

Frühlingsblumen am Empfang in meiner Firma.

Caroli 💚 :verified_coffee:

@Cageme28@troet.cafe · 3 days ago

Moin! ☕️☕️☕️😊🛌
Mich hat gestern ein Nickerchen angegriffen und es hat gewonnen. Aber, was sollte man bei dem Wetter auch machen?

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun #humor #humour #fotografie #photography #photo #quote #myphoto #fruhling #flowers #spring

Frühlingsblumen am Empfang in meiner Firma.

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@cnk@sharkey.world · 3 days ago

#meme #memes #funny #haha #shitpost #shitposting #humour #🫍 #umorist @humor@fedigroups.social

Tik Tok screencap meme. Content shows someone on social media via their smart fridge. Text overlaid in top of tiktok content says "when my parents take my phone away so now I gotta text her on my fridge"
Reply asks how he's recording to which a responder replies that it may be another fridge he's using — Tik Tok screencap meme. Content shows someone on social media via their smart fridge. Text overlaid in top of tiktok content says "when my parents take my phone away so now I gotta text her on my fridge" Reply asks how he's recording to which a responder replies that it may be another fridge he's using

@cnk@sharkey.world · 3 days ago

#meme #memes #funny #haha #shitpost #shitposting #humour #🫍 #umorist @humor@fedigroups.social

Tik Tok screencap meme. Content shows someone on social media via their smart fridge. Text overlaid in top of tiktok content says "when my parents take my phone away so now I gotta text her on my fridge"
Reply asks how he's recording to which a responder replies that it may be another fridge he's using — Tik Tok screencap meme. Content shows someone on social media via their smart fridge. Text overlaid in top of tiktok content says "when my parents take my phone away so now I gotta text her on my fridge" Reply asks how he's recording to which a responder replies that it may be another fridge he's using

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@FlachwitzFabrik@troet.cafe · 4 days ago

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

───────────────
📅 February, 22nd
😻 NATIONAL CAT DAY (Neko-no-kinenbi)
🇯🇵 in Japan
───────────────

#Nekonokinenbi #nationalcatday
#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday

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@FlachwitzFabrik@troet.cafe · 4 days ago

I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat? She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not!

───────────────
📅 February, 22nd
😻 NATIONAL CAT DAY (Neko-no-kinenbi)
🇯🇵 in Japan
───────────────

#Nekonokinenbi #nationalcatday
#FlachwitzFabrik #DadJoke #DadJokes #humour #humor #jokeoftheday

Jürgen | Mein La Marina 🇪🇸 boosted

Khurram Wadee ✅

@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 4 days ago

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for February 22, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2026/02/22

#Humour #Cartoon

A man is reading an article. He thinks, "There's something about this piece... something familiar." His son comes over and asks, "So? What do you think?" The man says, "Pretty good, well argued and certainly timely. Who wrote it?" "You did." says the son. "I did?" The son explains, "I trained a chat bot on all 2581 of your past columns... and then asked it to write a new column in your voice prompted by some current issues." "But..." the father begins but the son goes on, "So your Substack post for tomorrow is done and you didn't have to write a word!" The father is still not convinced, "Wait. I can be replaced by... myself?" The son says, "You're welcome. Enjoy your retirement!"

Establishing a secure connection ...

Khurram Wadee ✅

@mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 4 days ago

#Doonesbury by #GarryTrudeau for February 22, 2026 | GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2026/02/22

#Humour #Cartoon

A man is reading an article. He thinks, "There's something about this piece... something familiar." His son comes over and asks, "So? What do you think?" The man says, "Pretty good, well argued and certainly timely. Who wrote it?" "You did." says the son. "I did?" The son explains, "I trained a chat bot on all 2581 of your past columns... and then asked it to write a new column in your voice prompted by some current issues." "But..." the father begins but the son goes on, "So your Substack post for tomorrow is done and you didn't have to write a word!" The father is still not convinced, "Wait. I can be replaced by... myself?" The son says, "You're welcome. Enjoy your retirement!"

Establishing a secure connection ...

Laura Manach :bongoCat:

@cmconseils@mastodon.social · 4 days ago

A meme showing a black cat sitting next to nine lemons on a red patterned mat. Above the image, text reads: "My cat is sad because life has given him many, many lemons & he cannot use them to make lemonade because he is a cat."

The Whore of Blahbylon

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 5 days ago

Only I'm not the Princess; I'm the evil witch.

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