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Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

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Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture.

Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year." — Meme with a photo of three framed photographs on a mantelplace. Each one is a picture of a different lovely young lady. In front of each picture is a block of painted wood decoration that just reads "Ho," so that the mantle has a "Ho Ho Ho" on it, but also so that each young woman has a "Ho" under her picture. Meme text reads, "Grandma be wild with her holiday decorations this year."

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@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

Dad Jokes

@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 3 days ago

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

This one is de-lightful...

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Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?"

A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!" — Comic showing a regular light bulb at the door of a home. The light bulb is holding some flowers and wearing a nice hat, reminiscent of a man taking a lady out for a date. In front of him is a room full of Christmas Tree light bulbs. Surprised, the large light bulb asks, "You're bringing friends?" A little yellow Christmas tree bulb answers, "We're Christmas lights... When one of us goes out, we all go out!"

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

This one is de-lightful...

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AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

Dear Santa,

This year, I want a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up, like you did last year. Thanks!

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #LettersToSanta #HoHoHo #HolidayDecor

AnneTheWriter

@AnneTheWriter1@universeodon.com · 3 days ago

He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.

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Meme with a photo of four large intimidating dogs looking expectantly at the fireplace. Meme text reads, "Waiting for Santa. Hope he's braver than the FedEx guy."

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Christian Kruse

@cjk@chaos.social · 4 days ago

What do you call a magician that looses his magic?

Ian!

#dadjoke #shitpost

Christian Kruse

@cjk@chaos.social · 4 days ago

What do you call a magician that looses his magic?

Ian!

#dadjoke #shitpost

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Dad Jokes

@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 5 days ago

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Dad Jokes

@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 5 days ago

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

#DadJoke #DadJokes

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Dad Jokes

@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 6 days ago

Dad Jokes

@pleasestop@mastodon.social · 6 days ago