Phoibi
boosted
1
chaos.social
boosted
I hate programming.
Every time I come up with a really cool and original method and research ideas to implement it, it turns out that:
- it's a widely used technique,
- based some ancient Greek guys idea,
- was already implemented in the 70s,
- and a modern implentation has been uploaded by some Furry to their Github.
Also: Fuck you smart people from Shadertoy.
#Programming, possibly #MountStupid.
I hate programming.
Every time I come up with a really cool and original method and research ideas to implement it, it turns out that:
- it's a widely used technique,
- based some ancient Greek guys idea,
- was already implemented in the 70s,
- and a modern implentation has been uploaded by some Furry to their Github.
Also: Fuck you smart people from Shadertoy.
#Programming, possibly #MountStupid.
1
Calisti 🏳️🌈🦇
boosted
clippy 🦀
1
clippy 🦀
1
CarK :python:
boosted
Today, we had a fire alarm going off at @tudresden when I was just working on a local 
repo.
This reminded me on the popular meme:
In case of fire 🔥
1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building
I always had some mixed feelings about it. Thus, I wrote down whats wrong with this meme on several levels (technical and social):
https://cknoll.github.io/git-fire-en.html
The essence is to create a #git-alias 'git fire' (consisting of multiple commands) to:
- create a new branch with an unused name,
- add every change to the staging area,
- commit (including message)
- push new branch to remote
Also: helping to mitigate fire damage to humans and infrastructure should be preferred over antisocially running away 🏃♂️ ("leave building")
Suggested new version of the meme. Text:
In case of fire
1. git fire*
2. don't be a selfish dumbass
*This requires defining a custom git-alias. Read the article for more information.
Original version of the meme. Text:
In case of fire
1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building
diagonal over the whole image there is the stamp: "deprecated"