Tommy Robinson is Putin’s guest in Moscow. He is fraternising with his fellow Putin-admirer, Elon Musk’s father Errol Musk, who accidentally got his own stepdaughter pregnant twice, which seems careless. From there, Robinson directs his UK followers to fight, destabilising the UK to the delight of his Russian friends. But I hope he is taking the work seriously. When Robinson went to a white supremacist meetup in Montreal in 2024, his Canadian facilitator, the Holocaust denier Beth Nodwell, was disappointed that his first-night frolics descended into an alleged cocaine bender that ended up in a massage parlour. Disillusioned Nodwell had wanted to believe in the sunbed fraudster’s message but concluded: “If you are doing drugs with prostitutes, you aren’t defending women.” Without a conscientious white supremacist like Nodwell around, God only knows what Robinson and Musk senior are getting up to in the land of kompromat.

Tommy Robinson is Putin’s guest in Moscow. He is fraternising with his fellow Putin-admirer, Elon Musk’s father Errol Musk, who accidentally got his own stepdaughter pregnant twice, which seems careless. From there, Robinson directs his UK followers to fight, destabilising the UK to the delight of his Russian friends. But I hope he is taking the work seriously. When Robinson went to a white supremacist meetup in Montreal in 2024, his Canadian facilitator, the Holocaust denier Beth Nodwell, was disappointed that his first-night frolics descended into an alleged cocaine bender that ended up in a massage parlour. Disillusioned Nodwell had wanted to believe in the sunbed fraudster’s message but concluded: “If you are doing drugs with prostitutes, you aren’t defending women.” Without a conscientious white supremacist like Nodwell around, God only knows what Robinson and Musk senior are getting up to in the land of kompromat.