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King Restores British Rule over U.S.
Hugo Burnand
[Photo of King Charles in full regalia]
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across
the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom
reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United
States of America.
“In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have
been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I
couldn't agree more with those chaps.”
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added.
“But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?”
As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said,
“Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”
King Restores British Rule over U.S. Hugo Burnand [Photo of King Charles in full regalia] LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United States of America. “In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I couldn't agree more with those chaps.” “We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?” As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”
King Restores British Rule over U.S.
Hugo Burnand
[Photo of King Charles in full regalia]
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across
the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom
reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United
States of America.
“In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have
been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I
couldn't agree more with those chaps.”
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added.
“But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?”
As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said,
“Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”
King Restores British Rule over U.S. Hugo Burnand [Photo of King Charles in full regalia] LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United States of America. “In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I couldn't agree more with those chaps.” “We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?” As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”
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@ stkexplains > Minneapolis a.
4h
I'm going to say this, because it needs to be
said. Right now, white people in the US are
being confronted with a reality that black,
brown and indigenous people have lived with
since Europeans first stepped foot on these
shores. Extra judicial violence is a FEATURE of
the system, not a bug. The fact that it is now
being turned on us is why so many are stunned.
1/2
@ stkexplains > Minneapolis
© Nice white women can be shot in the
face during the school run. The President
publicly can label them a domestic
terrorist an hour later. That fear you are
experiencing? That terrifying sense of
disbelief? What did you expect? The
Hungry Leopard has finally, inevitably
focused its attention on you, as you were
warned it would. 2/2
@ stkexplains > Minneapolis a. 4h I'm going to say this, because it needs to be said. Right now, white people in the US are being confronted with a reality that black, brown and indigenous people have lived with since Europeans first stepped foot on these shores. Extra judicial violence is a FEATURE of the system, not a bug. The fact that it is now being turned on us is why so many are stunned. 1/2 @ stkexplains > Minneapolis © Nice white women can be shot in the face during the school run. The President publicly can label them a domestic terrorist an hour later. That fear you are experiencing? That terrifying sense of disbelief? What did you expect? The Hungry Leopard has finally, inevitably focused its attention on you, as you were warned it would. 2/2