Gods? Of course I believe in Gods.
I have two rescue gods at home.
One I picked up on a trip to Greece. He was moping around an ancient ruin crying "Oh, woe is me. Nobody believes in me any more!"
The other I found in an old drawer of "misplaced items". You can guess what she was claiming to be the god of.
If you treat them well they're a friend for life. I mean, my neighbour's regretting damaging my front fence and not owning up to it.
It's amazing how useful a good smiting is.