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AI6YR Ben

@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org · 6 days ago

Aw. CMON people. You do NOT NEED THE INTERNET AND A SUBSCRIPTION TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE HYDRATED OR NOT.

Engadget: Vivoo's toilet computer keeps an eye on your hydration

https://www.engadget.com/home/vivoos-toilet-computer-keeps-an-eye-on-your-hydration-030000209.html?

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Engadget

Vivoo's toilet computer keeps an eye on your hydration

It uses optical sensors to measure the specific gravity of your urine.

Clint (he/him)

@conejoclint@m.ai6yr.org replied · 6 days ago

@ai6yr Ensh*tification taken too literally.

cognitively accessible math

@geonz@mathstodon.xyz replied · 6 days ago

@conejoclint @ai6yr micturation and defecation aren't the same but it is all waste expulsion.

Clint (he/him)

@conejoclint@m.ai6yr.org replied · 6 days ago

@geonz @ai6yr Oops, yeah…I was thinking of the toilet that takes pics of your 💩. It’s hard to keep up with all the spyware enabled toilets on the market these days! 🤪

Paul_IPv6

@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange replied · 6 days ago

@conejoclint @geonz @ai6yr

we seem to be into james joyce ulysses influenced monitoring. all scatology all the time.

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