Today, we had a fire alarm going off at @tudresden when I was just working on a local 
repo.
This reminded me on the popular meme:
In case of fire 🔥
1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building
I always had some mixed feelings about it. Thus, I wrote down whats wrong with this meme on several levels (technical and social):
https://cknoll.github.io/git-fire-en.html
The essence is to create a #git-alias 'git fire' (consisting of multiple commands) to:
- create a new branch with an unused name,
- add every change to the staging area,
- commit (including message)
- push new branch to remote
Also: helping to mitigate fire damage to humans and infrastructure should be preferred over antisocially running away 🏃♂️ ("leave building")
Suggested new version of the meme. Text:
In case of fire
1. git fire*
2. don't be a selfish dumbass
*This requires defining a custom git-alias. Read the article for more information.
Original version of the meme. Text:
In case of fire
1. git commit
2. git push
3. leave building
diagonal over the whole image there is the stamp: "deprecated"