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Please put out skim milk or almond juice and fat free cookies for Santa this year.

Santa needs to be in tip top shape for the post-Christmas holiday we are taking.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Mrs. Claus

Please put out skim milk or almond juice and fat free cookies for Santa this year.

Santa needs to be in tip top shape for the post-Christmas holiday we are taking.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

Mrs. Claus

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Dear Mr. Claus,
Your sleigh vehicle warranty is expiring; renew today for a low, easy rate!

Dear Mr. Claus,
Your sleigh vehicle warranty is expiring; renew today for a low, easy rate!

Christmas is going to be late this year. Jesus got caught up on Tatooine doing his yearly Star Wars Christmas Special.

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Sorry about that massive toot just now. Blitzen got into the baked beans.

Sorry about that massive toot just now. Blitzen got into the baked beans.