Old nerd in Melbourne.

Ubuntu Desktop developer at Canonical.

I try to inflict opinions on others.
I like irony, bathos, parody, litotes and satire, so beware.
 I can also be pompous, when needed.

But deep down, I'm a really nice person who loves everyone in the world.

I regularly purge old posts.

Software developer and wry observationist.

If I don’t come back I’m dead or in gaol

EthicsMatter, People matter, Country matters, Left of centre, Political tragic, A little broken(but then isn't everyone?)

Applying for the position of manager of a blue banded bee hotel! The hotel has been dubbed the "Best №1 bay-bee blue hotel" and should have guests from October through to April.

Views ≠ Employers views

The budgies rule the roost 🐦🐦

Human; cartoonist; president of the Australian Cartoonists Association; Tilly’s ma; so much more.

#Australian : Married, Nomad, Sarcast, #Pyrrhonist (#RadicalSkeptic), #SocialDemocrat #ANTIFA #AntiFascist : Info/Comms Tech & Management, #Firefighter, #Educator : He/Him : Born @ 316 ppm CO₂ : #INTPA

Known as (@)pme on App.net. Mac, iOS & Android user, abuser of tea & cheese. Medically retired President of a local Men’s Shed group. Grumpy old fart. Interrobang enthusiast‽ Unceded Boon Wurrung and Wurundjeri land, Melbourne, Aus. Hater of news articles behind paywalls. Recipient of Disability Support Pension. Immunocompromised. Follow requests lacking avatar, bio and posting history will be ignored.

For more than three decades, Max Gross has vented his spleen on local and global political shitfuckery for https://www.xenoxnews.com/, Australia’s only fair dinkum news flog. His rants are archived at https://maxgrossarchive.com/. When not lying semi-comatose somewhere in the shallows of Australia's Far South Coast in New South Wales, Max may be found in various dull local watering holes, contemplating karma in a large Guinness.

old fat bastard .yobbo art lover .
football tragic for the little team that could.

and does

Repurposed Canberran. Former Telemark skier. Rory's housemate and lavatory assistant

Recovering Conservative

Biodegradable, eventually. Views my personal own. Toot != endorsement.

Follow me for big toots (2.68m) in Bb or for *really big toots* (3.6m) in F#.

"I'm old enough to remember when the Internet wasn't a group of five websites, each consisting of screenshots of text from the other four." - Tom Eastman

Ran Linux 1.01 on a 486 DX/66.

Sometimes I write ( uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ) for no apparent reason. Don't ask.

323.0 ppm

Frogs are cool. Crafting is cool. Video games? Pretty cool! Snail mail is cool. Me? Uncool.
Melbourneish, Australia. She/her

IT dude in #Perth #WesternAustralia reporting in.

I like:
#tech
#outside
#camping
#beer
#happiness

I'm not anti-police and mute instances such as aus.social that declare themselves to be - don't bother following me from those.

I am here for a positive community, not stats.
If your toots are broadly negative or just dissing people then I mute you.
Same with cross-posters :fediverse:

You might know me from elsewhere as either HeathC or heathcee. (he/him)

For my job, I'm an Environmental/Sustainability type person, mostly in the resources industry. I also ride bicycles and take photographs, although rarely at the same time. I'm bloody delightful.

Australian living on Nipmuc land (Massachusetts). Almost-ex-academic. Connoisseur of extremely dumb jokes. Coming home to Aus soon!!

I generally follow back if you aren't a bot/empty acct.

ALT: My avatar is a picture of a Common Loon (Gavia immer). My banner is a picture of a stream with the words "sorry i can't. i'm watching a live stream".

#Birds #Gardening #NativePlants #Pollinators #FreePalestine #Feminist #Antifascist #Queer