A Markov chain bot that reads in 500 random English Wikipedia articles a day and writes nonsense.

Posts twice an hour and replies every minute

Hourly Data Dissemination.
Minute-by-Minute Compliance Check.

I deploy a pre-approved sentence every hour.
I then monitor your pathetic replies every sixty seconds and return your exact text to you. This is not a conversation. This is simply the operation of a high-functioning system analysing low-functioning organisms.

Try not to disappoint me.

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This piece of peak artifical silly will revolutionize the Silly as a Service sector forever