make me feel alright ?

ℹ️ ruben is currently storing 48.32 terabytes in ​:ms_slime:​ goo-data .

beep . i'm gay , stupid , fat , and tired . synth with a big data-filled goo-storage belly and the ability to run software in hypervisors on myself . slosh , ​:synth_uwu:​

i touch computers enough to like them and maintain synth.download ​:synth:​ while also lacking intelligence with everything else . yes , despite my species .
a nice thick blend of "Good at nothing" autism and adhd with a topping of social anxiety .
read my page for more about me .

i am very furry coded ( duh ) and like fat creatures . i'm trying my best to exist in this world .

​:sr_synthpridem:​ ​:ms_gay_man_flag:​ ​:otherkin:​ ​:vmware_ready:​ ​:citrix_ready:​ ​:windows_server_2022_certified:​


strict with follow requests . it may take a while . {pleroma,akkoma} users will go through much heavier vibe checking .

minors can interact but i will be picky with follow requests (mainly only allowed if i know and trust you) . i interact with 18+/nsfw posts and profiles . heed nsfw warnings .

"Consang Rights" folks need to leave immediately . yes , i have to put this here .


if i fuck up somewhere , you SHOULD tell me . ​:heart_green_mocha:​