Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.
#fedi22 #MastoHelper #video #peertube #gaming #reviews #entertainment #baking #meditation #live #livestreaming #kindness #mentalhealth #cannabis #adhd #dogs #cats
GenX. Proud #Momma to an adult son and a super cute #parrot named Sherbert. #Disabled. Multiple heart attack survivor. Recovering Catholic, lifelong Democrat. Big reader. Movies. Hate TV. Music ~ especially #rock, #metal, #alternative #grunge and some pop. If it makes me happy, I'm gonna boost it ~ fair warning. LGBTQIA+ #ally. Love all #animals (partial to #birds)! Hate bullies. #Exercise keeps me alive. #Kindness is my mission in life.
Doctor, but not the useful kind.
Experimental Petrologist 🌋
Investigator of ~space~ volcanoes 🛰
Documentary Host 🎥
Cats, science, Star Trek, gardening, Python, Moopsy
🏳️🌈 :python:
Teacher. Lore keeper. Science believer. Pragmatist, but out of hopeful green stuff woven.
Also: Gamer. Neuro-spicy. Tech-adjacent Luddite. Recovering academic. Critter enthusiast. Part-time Druid. Freelance Honey Badger.
Profile picture is Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo, projecting anger with her mouth open wide, photoshopped into Edvard Munch's "The Scream."
Background picture is a vandalized mural in Austin, TX that used to say "You're My Butter Half" and now reads "You're My Butt Hole."
Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one.
Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.
Martial artist (but not one of 'those ones'). Kung fu, Tai Chi, etc.
Bass player. New music.🤘
Elegant geezer.
The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.
Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️
Ex-evangelical, autistic agnostic, Linux audio creator, wish I was good at journalism, free internet user advocate
Software engineer, SJW, commie bastard.
Mother of two (cats).
They/she 🏳️⚧️
Dharug ⬛🟡🟥
Legally blind since birth
Don't be a fascist. 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
Views my own.
Retired USAF (enlisted inflight camera maintenance), Retired USPS (electronics tech), Liberal Athiest, Ohio State Buckeyes fan living in Cornhusker country
Back to give it another try
Dad to the Woof Crew
Progressive in all things
Just a #blind guy who likes to #cook. My pic is an illustration of an open right hand, and my banner is a picture from A Plain Cookery Book, a cookbook on the Project Gutenberg site.
The picture depicts a woman in her kitchen, though the book's credited author has a traditionally masculine name. There are several possibilities.
Although I came up as a coder, I spent the last several years as an administrative professional. Like Radar O'Reilly for a major branch office.
Corgi and cat mom. Coffee drinker. Soup witch. Salt addict. Possibly a T-rex.
Profile pic is my Stardew Valley farmer, drawn by me.
Fighting vitalism since 1662. Extinction is no reason not to party.
Hello! I like to post nature photos and miscellaneous art, and I stream various games on Twitch.
My parents:
@wplalonde
@Alien_Sunset
Independent consultant on the mostly Microsoft stack. SSIS, SQL Server, Azure, C#, python, etc. Coming to you live and in person from Kansas City, MO, USA, Sol
Likely to talk about #Chickens (egg layers acquired May 2025) my #dog (Vizsla of unknown age but at least 12 years old) attempts at #GlutenFree baking (family member with celiac disease) and my attempt to learn the Irish language #Gaeilge
One time, I converted ground beef to kilometers per hour.
I like to have fun online
Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.
code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me
