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A Sentient Burrito in constant existential crisis

https://justmytoots.com/@burritozen@beige.party

A self professed #breadslut and shitposter. (Do we call it sharting on here?) I escaped bluesky and also left twitter well before it became x.

Member of the Great Migration of Nov 2022

Retired mainframe storage manager, channel Marvin the Paranoid android, like cats, tech, open world games,nature.

Very amateur scientist /astronomer / climatologist.
Wide musical tastes, scouse sense of humour.
Absolutely no time for “alternative” facts.
Nullifidian
No Alt-Txt = No Follow!

https://justmytoots.com/@MaJ1@beige.party

Avatar: A red squirrel wearing elven style armour with a winged helmet & a sword.
Banner: An IBM ES/9000 in a small computer room.

Early years in Venice Beach, then the desert in California, early teens in rural central Utah, then high school and college in SLC. Western Oregon since early 80's.
Lover of books, birds, trees, beaches, Alaska, Hawaii, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland...
I organize books for fun at the library, knit, crochet, cook, and love to walk.
Petsitter for dogs, cats, bunnies, and the occasional hedgehog.
Former restaurant and natural food store worker. Made forest service maps for a year or two.

Have lived in 7 states. My favorite of all of them is the one I'm living in now (ROT13 AW).

Humanity's greatest invention: the #library.

Hashtags in no particular order: #music #math #philosophy #books #writing #reading #physics #space #guitar #food #cooking

If Trantor was a real place, I'd be heading there.

Avatar: Dizzy Devil
Header pic: weird lighting happening in my backyard through the trees.

Proud lefty, figuratively and literally
#BornSinister

Populus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

Secular Zen Buddhist. Preachy. Cranky. Political.

I don't always do follow-backs, so please don't expect it--it's not you, it's me.

Expletive-laden. Accept, or find another corner of the internet.

(Avatar image: Red "enso" circle as a brushstroke on black. Header: Marvel's Silver Surfer is seen from behind, sitting slumped on his surfboard, head bowed. Red planet in background.)

BYE AMERICAN
BUY CANADIAN

:progresspride_flag:

Certified dilettante

(posts will self-destruct, somehow)

Ferment vs. foment, I’m likely doing one or the other quietly and slowly. May boost posts that some call politics: I think vital news. Terry Pratchett fan. I like rocks. I mean I really really like rocks. I swear more since January 20. Sorry about that. Not. Antifa. Slava Ukraini. Artist. UU. Disability advocate. Probably wish I was *where you live*. Oh yes, I post many photos but the largest ones are shared from Flickr account now 20 years old. Original Mastodon from 2017. 3rd Instance for me.

Math/Science Geek | Fantasy/Sci-Fi Nerd | Avid Outdoorsman | Liberal Atheist Gen Xer | University of Georgia Alumnus | ✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally | Potty Mouth 🤬

Alt rock retro gaming/retro computing trans woman

She/Her

Autistic

Trans Lesbian :trans_heart: :pride_heart:

Math/Science Geek | Fantasy/Sci-Fi Nerd | Progressive Atheist Gen Xer | Musician | Nature Girl | Potty Mouth 🤬

All Posts will auto delete after 30 days.

Profile picture is a brown haired woman with green eyes in a black shirt with cat ears and was created at picrew.me.

Banner is a picture I took of Lake Chatuge in Hiawassee, Georgia from the top of nearby Bell Mountain.

Top Toots: https://topmastodonposts.patrikcsak.com/by/@professorkiosk@beige.party

I’m the board, the lightning, the thunder. See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

PFP: A handsome man with brown flowing hair and a beard. His eyes look green but they're actually blue. The background is a purple and blue pattern.

Header: Rick & Morty characters from Season 1 with Rick & Morty front and center and with Rick holding the portal gun aloft.

Just moved from ohai.social over here. Will put up a better bio RSN. EN/DE/SP/FR/JP

Old sorta-retired software dude, still learning, so much more to learn.

Cat guy, was called El Gato for 40 years. Dog guy, too, lost a sweet GSD not long ago, not ready for another dog just yet

Remarried and living in western Wisconsin. Enjoy photography, writing a book about The Driftless, learning to made drone video. Life's been good to me.

Breathe in: life is going on all around you.

Male presenting carbon based humanoid life form🖖
#GenX #nerd does #Ambient / #ElectronicMusic as #PhonoInput / #Synaptyx
#ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #HumanRights for all & #TaxTheRich
Here for #AmbientMusic #Synthesizers #ScienceFiction #SciFi #SF #StarTrek #StarWars #Fantasy #DrWho #Buddhism #memes #FOSS etc
#MS #MultipleSclerosis #AuDHD+ #ND 🧠
Respect my homies, muthaflippaz: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️:disability_flag:
#Vegan and telling you about it, because that's what we do :vegan:
#fedi22

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

Mama. Meemo.
Thinks she's so cool.
#SWOLETARIAT 💪🏼

The Big Lakes 🌊
#GoGreen 💚🤍
#DetroitLions 🏈

#LongCovid

he/him, standing with 🏳️‍⚧️, 🏳️‍🌈 and 🇺🇦
“it is better to disable one streetlight than to curse the light pollution”

90% Reply Guy and shitposting, 7% science and astronomy pix, 3% attempts at humor. You’ve been warned.

Bio: scientist since I was 4 years old, and still loving it.

Header pic is a partially eclipsed moon in a field with a few stars. Avatar is a crescent formed by flour spilled on a black granite countertop

#LRRR2028 or as soon as possible
#teamOrca
#ChunderRoad

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

Hi, I’m Charlotte, early 50s and I relocated from London to #Pembrokeshire in west #Wales seven years ago. Interests include #QualitativeResearch, #books, #running, #fitness, #cats and capybaras. Bisexual, cis (pronouns: she/her)