I鈥檝e never seen a chicken in the flesh
I cut my teeth on anything that is moving
And I am proud of my address
On this torn up couch
No cat nap envy
But every song is like
Cat Scratch Fever
Fancy Feast and Meow Mix
Kitty on my foot I wanna touch it
We don鈥檛 care
We鈥檙e riding robot vacs in our dreams
But everybody鈥檚 like
Fresh Step, Swheat Scoop
Get 鈥榚m spayed or neutered
Nyan, LOLcat
I Can Has Cheezburger
We don鈥檛 care
We鈥檙e not caught up in your likes and shares
Loki, an orange tabby, sitting in the Loaf position on a cream blanket on a grey sofa. He has a blue curly spring toy on his head. No thoughts, brain empty. #OneOrangeBrainCell
Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat lounging upside down on a cream blanket on a grey sofa, with his back feet against the back of the couch.
Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting sideways on a dark brown leather wingback chesterfield armchair, with a pink and green toy fishy in his mouth, and a crazy look in his eye.