1 - While dad is wiping his car, Calvin, wearing a colonial helmet, tells him "So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!" 2 - Calvin: I rigged a tuna fish sandwich yesterday, so I'm sure to have a tiger by now! 3 - Dad: They like tuna fish, huh? Calvin: Tigers will do anything for a tuna fish sandwich! 4 - Hobbes, tied by a rope upside down in a tree, eating the tuna fish sandwich: "We're kind of stupid that way. - munch munch"